Our Wishlist 

we want this pair of mixed reality glasses for on the go productivity stuff, and to connect to our Pocket Reform as an extra monitor and mixed reality compatibility when out and about for maps and such, as well as live translation

this is an awesome network switch that will pair nicely with a router we've bought ourselves, and is future proof due to it supporting SFP+ modules. be mindful that we want the one that's L3 managed not basic managed. the link should take you to the right one, just double check.

this is an amazing motorcycle rated hoodie with actual protective armor inside, it'd be awesome for our escooter and one day our motorcycle. size large should be right.

Aleena: i want this for device and electronic repair as it'd make component management WAY easier, and it'd allow me to repair devices and stuff for people

we want this as it'd be a massive upgrade for the MNT Pocket Reform. the 32GB RAM version is out no longer available due to the piece of shit ai bubble, so if we can get the 16GB RAM version that'd be great. if the 32 is back in stock though, that'd be much better.

note: price is in euros since they don't have a listing with their US distribution partner at the time of writing, so conversion rates and tariffs are gonna suck. if you can find it on crowdsupply though, order there.

this is the MNT Reform, their full laptop with tons of power input methods, and built to be hacked and modified. we want it as a backup laptop for emergencies, purpose built and designed for when the world throws a wobbly or shit hits the fan as a "base of operations", be that in our car or elsewhere.

note that this price is for specifically the MNT Reform 3.0 on the crowdsupply page, which includes the RK3588. the reason we listed it this way is that with the separate wifi board we can swap the current CPU module from the Pocket Reform to the Reform, so we'd get the aforementioned Pocket Reform upgrade, and a whole new laptop effectively. so this is basically the last listing for the upgrade + a whole new laptop but without tariffs since it's from crowdsupply, a US distributor, and means more usability since we won't have a spare CPU laying around doing nothing. it's only ~$400 more for way more value.

this is a full, high quality lockpicking set called the Covert Companion pro made by Covert Instruments and is a really cool lockpicking kit we want because lockpicking is cool and something we can do for work eventually, as well as for good samaritan purposes

we want this for our motorcycle helmet which will be great for our e-scooter.

this is a super awesome rescue hammer. i want it to have in our backpack for when we're driving around so if there's an accident we can stop to help since, i mean, when are you gonna get a chance to rip through a windshield?

note that this is available in a variety of places and if you find it elsewhere then go for it, as long as it's Midgards-Messer.

Aleena: i want this for a nice portable little sleeve for cards of varying sizes and shapes, as well as spare SIMs. seems like a decently rugged little holder and reader for tons of SD cards and similar.

this is a really big SATA controller that we'll need for the server when we expand the storage to the max, so getting it as a gift would be awesome to save us on cost. also check out the drives below that we want for the server too

Aleena: i want this drawing tablet so i can get better at drawing and have pressure levels of sensitivity and such on my PC, as it would make digital art way easier, as well as photo editing and other things. it'll also just be a useful display to use on my desk. 

extra note: it's a customizable bundle so the pen should be black top, blue and pink bottom, and the USB-C cable not the HDMI cable. also the 13 (higher price) or the 12 (lower price), but the 13 would have touch compatibility which would make it way more useful.

we want this for our PC, as it'd be an upgrade, and a combo strip would make things easier and less complex in terms of wiring in the back of the PC.

Aleena: this is a really cool fountain pen that's from a good brand and i wanna get into them bc they require so little pressure to write with.

Aleena: this is a set of 6 colours of ink, and super cool

Aleena: this is a really high quality fountain pen, much better than the other one, one i'll likely end up upgrading to if i get the other one and like it enough

these lights are a set of awesome waterproof outdoor lights that we want for our room and can re use the extra strings elsewhere. we also need the controller listed here, since they can be controlled a number of ways and the first link is just the lights with no way to control them.

this is a massive refurbished hard drive that's really fast that we want to have in our server as a massive RAID archive for data backup purposes, movies, etc. even one of the 4 we need would be awesome. the reason we want such an expensive drive is at this size, it's only $12-$13 ish per terabyte of storage; the cheapest 1TB drive you'll find is likely gonna still be ~$50. there's multiple links too since there's multiple listings we've kept track of, just buy wherever's cheapest, as long as it's refurbished or new

we want this for our EDC since it has LOADS of tools on it and it would be an awesome addition to our kit.

i want this super dope slingshot. it's all metal, and has a magazine so i can keep more ammo at the ready, and there's a magnet on the pouch to pick up the ammo after it's dispensed from the magazine. it's super dope and would be an awesome thing to learn how to use.

we want this tapestry to replace the curtain at the end of our bed.

these are a nice pair of gloves that are fingerless for better tactile input and also good at moisture wicking, and should help with summer heat and sweat as well as providing some protection.

we want this for our rack to make routing the ethernet cables easier.

this charger is a really powerful one with a lot of ports, and it would be awesome to have a few of them, namely one for our room, and a couple for our workshop.

this is a super big and bulky power strip that's super awesome that we want for our room

we want this for the Pocket Reform to go with the above RK3588 upgrade.

Aleena: i want this and the other coasters next to it because they're awesome. order of most to least liked is as follows: Linux, ASCII, Git, Python

Aleena: i want this and the other coasters next to it because they're awesome. order of most to least liked is as follows: Linux, ASCII, Git, Python

Aleena: i want this and the other coasters next to it because they're awesome. order of most to least liked is as follows: Linux, ASCII, Git, Python

Aleena: i want this and the other coasters next to it because they're awesome. order of most to least liked is as follows: Linux, ASCII, Git, Python

i want these for testing LoRa setups, if i'm getting them, i need 2 to test with so the price is for 2 of them since i can't do much with just one. the link is generic so the options for it are as follows:

Lora Band: 902-928 MHz.
Display: OLED

you'll need to select the US warehouse.

Aleena: this is a really nice docking station for hard drives and SSDs which would let me get the data off old hard drives and such, and be a great addition to my desk.

we want two of these hard drives for our main desktop PC for mass storage of extra data we have for things that don't need to be on our SSD. be sure to tick the box to get the data cables too as we need those. these are less important than the 26TB ones above them for the server.

Aleena: this is a really awesome supporter kit for Deep Rock Galactic, and includes 4 solid mugs, a bar mat, and a set of coasters, and a bottle opener. i'm mainly interested in them for the fact they're mugs, and would be awesome for things like tea, and also they support the devs of DRG, and the rest of the kit would be awesome to have too

Aleena: this is a solid 16 port USB hub with individual toggle switches. it's the same one i have on my desk so i know it's great, and i want it to use with my server in the basement that i'm gonna have setup for gaming, which with this i can have tons of game controllers connected as well as everything i need for VR.

Aleena: this is an awesome game controller (if you're into gaming totally buy one for yourself too) and i want it for use with my PC and server using the aforementioned USB hub so i can have massive family game nights and such, i hope to eventually have 4 so this'll likely be here a while. please only get it if i'm getting the USB hub though.

we want this cool patch combo because it's super funny

Aleena: this is a really fucking cool patch that i DESPERATELY want for our backpack

Aleena: this is a really tiny and cool thumb drive i want to use for storing information on as an emergency drive to keep hidden on me.

this is a really cool hardware level encryption key we can use to store sensitive data on for a portable means of accessing vital data.

Aleena: this is a transparent version of the Flipper Zero that i have, and i want the clear one to have as a secondary Flipper that i keep at home on my desk as both a second one to mess with, and as a version of flipper that i can modify, for example with an RGB mod. the only difficulty is that they're available in very limited quantities.

Aleena: this is the Raspberry Pi 5 desktop kit, it comes in 8 or 4GB and i'd want 8 as that's more RAM, and since it's soldered, i can't upgrade it later, so i'd really want 8GB.

this is a little ESP32 development kit thing for embedded applications that we wanna get to toy around with. we'd love if we could get like 2 or 3 of these, especially with how cheap they are, and then we could use them for smart home functionality and stuff, or really any number of things.

Aleena: this is a mini PC made by M5Stack that's a little mini card sized computer, and would be a fun little thing to mess with.

Aleena: this is another thing by M5Stack that's a core module of theirs and kinda the center of all sorts of other modules.

this is a super cool patch we want that says "my rights don't end where your feelings begin"

this is the Garmin Instinct 3 Solar Tactical, and it's a really dope little solar watch we found, and Garmin are awesome. it's the tactical black edition, in 50mm size that we want. it's big and got lots of features, and it even comes with a nice flashlight that'll be awesome to use instead of my phone flashlight for things. it's an awesome watch and we very much want it.

Aleena: this is one of many different Displate designs i would LOVE for my room, but it's a textra one, which means it has actual texture to it. it's of the Pillars Of Creation, a portion of the Eagle Nebula out in space. i'd like it in large

Aleena: this is one of many different Displate designs i would LOVE for my room, but it's a textra one, which means it has actual texture to it. it's a piece of art based on The Mandalorian, which in the Star Wars universe is an ancient warrior caste who have become bounty hunters for the most part since their people banished their warriors in favor of peace, but they've survived, along with their religion. i'd love to have it in large

Aleena: this is one of many different Displate designs i would LOVE for my room, it's art based on No Man's Sky, a video game i LOVE. i'd like it in large matte

Aleena: this is one of many different Displate designs i would LOVE for my room, it's some random space themed art i found that's really pretty. i'd like it in large matte

Aleena: this is one of many different Displate designs i would LOVE for my room, it's another random space themed art i found that's really pretty. i'd like it in large matte

Aleena: this is one of many different Displate designs i would LOVE for my room, it's a really awesome explanation of how black holes work and shows it as a diagram almost. i'd like it in large matte

Aleena: this is one of many different Displate designs i would LOVE for my room, it's a random artwork with a Demon girl that's just hot and awesome, and i want it because the art is awesome. i'd like it in large gloss

Aleena: this is one of many different Displate designs i would LOVE for my room, it's a random artwork with a Demon girl that's just hot and awesome, and i want it because the art is awesome. i'd like it in large gloss

Aleena: this is a little flashlight thingy off aliexpress and it's compatible with a molle grid, which my backpack has. it'd be a great stocking stuffer, and it looks good, just be mindful that there's a variant that's $3 that's just the velcro board thing, which is also awesome, but the light's the main attraction lol

Aleena: this is a nice low profile cooler that i want for the server i'm building, it's an upgrade over the stock cooler that comes with the CPU

Aleena: this is a development board for SparkFun's stuff, and is an Arduino thing that'd be really fun to mess with

Aleena: this is a link to the entire selection of SparkFun's QWIIC hardware. the MNT Pocket Reform has a QWIIC port on it, so i'll be able to use pretty much anything you get off this page, and if nothing else, i can repurpose it with one of their dev boards (one of which is listed next to this)

Aleena: this is a cool little 5 pack of some nice micro SD cards that i want for using with my Pocket Reform, for setting up some extra live boot OSes on them, and for extra removable storage. they'd be really handy to have too as i don't really use micro SD cards but when i need one, it'd be nice to have a few laying around empty

this is a little kit with a tool for installing snaps onto things, would be useful for making shit. orange handle please and thanks.

this is a super big 1000 foot spool of paracord that we can use for craft things, weaving, etc, it's good quality, black, and great priced.

Aleena: this is a cool little EDC self defense and potentially window break tool. carbon fiber 25mm or both 25 and 50mm please.

this is an awesome little camera that i could use with our Pocket Reform for videography and photography. it films in 4K at 60FPS, which is exactly what i want

Aleena: this is another nice set of temporary tattoo markers for drawing on skin that i'd love to get, it's just in pride colours

this is an awesome fidget cube we really want for our backpack

this organiser has 8 compartments and a clear top, and it'd be awesome for little bits of tech we want, it also stacks on top of the 20 compartment organiser we have

this organiser has 12 cases for SSDs inside of a larger water resistant case with shock protection to boot, it'd be a great thing to accompany the aforementioned craftsman boxes and hot swap between drives for data collection from a pentest.

Aleena: this is a really nice dual stick space sim setup that would enable me to play games on PC better and more in depth

this is a nice addition to the VersaStack stuff we have, it's a smaller toolbox that rolls with a nice handle like luggage and two more boxes on top for a great price all together. the more of these the better since even if we don't use the stack as intended, we can mix and match since it's a modular system

this is a cool little Lucifer sigil necklace that we want for our all day wear necklace as an accessory.

Alixian: this is a set of 10 full body VR trackers that i want. i want the special edition since it comes with a charging dock for ease of use, and while i can coordinate 10 cables, i'd prefer not to. if the sakura special edition isn't in stock anymore i'd prefer the mocap bundle with 17 since it's greater accuracy, and if i have to coordinate cables i may as well get the extra precision that extra 7 comes with, though that bundle is $800

Aleena: this is a cool little random number generator that can feed the system's entropy pool. basically, when doing a cryptographic operation, like using a password manager to generate a password, or connecting to another computer via SSH, or even using HTTPS (the standard connection security protocol for the modern internet), your computer references /dev/random or the windows equivalent. however that pool is only fed by some things that aren't truly random. this device supplements that to make it truly random. in short: your computer can generate nonsense like "oogblaba" but this little USB thing can make it true nonsense like "OOgbl4bis4lit", which is used to make things more secure.

this is a dope little PCIE card that supports hot swapping with removable SSD trays that can be used for quick access to super fast storage that we want for our main PC for pentesting purposes

this is an extra tray for the aforementioned PCIE card that'd let us keep extra SSDs in a box in these trays ready to hot swap. they'd pair really nicely with the above mentioned dual protect SSD case, we'll just use these trays instead of the internal plastic cases.

this is a cool little jobsite radio with a built in tool battery charger and usb port that would be awesome to have for our VersaStack kit.

this is a really awesome CPU we'd love to upgrade our PC with

this is a really good motherboard we want to upgrade our PC with. we need the aforementioned processor to use it though, so ideally we want both together.

this is one of many things we want from Chris Boden's store, it's a cool rainbow lightning coffee mug. link is for the biggest because tea.

this is a happy in dangerous ways coffee mug, it's hilarious

this coffee mug exemplifies our willingness to do stupid shit for the right price

this is a science gangster mug. it's cool. and we love using science in ways that make people in any position of authority very very nervous and angry.

this cup is really just macgyver in a nutshell, i love it.

Alixian: this mug exemplifies my hate for the church, as well as the longevity of sin

this cup also exemplifies our willingness to do stupid shit for the right price.

this mug is truly a "fuck you" to the idiots who complain about our macgyver'd solutions.

this mug is a joke about the electromagnetic spectrum and the autism spectrum.

beware the machine spirits.

this is a funny "ticket to hell" patch that suits me. ensure to select velcro backing!

we need these.

we want one of each size.

we want one of each size.

we want two of each size.

we want one of each size. maybe 2 of each size.

we want two of each size.

we want one of these because YES

we want one of each size.

we want one of each size.

we want two of each size

we want one of each size

more ways to express our willingness to do stupid shit for the right fee. we want one of each size

we want one of each size

we want this bundle to go with the patch panel above to make routing ethernet cables stupid easy.

we want this bundle to go with the patch panel above and the 0.5 foot cables to make routing ethernet cables easier in our rack. we ideally need 48 of each but these only come in 24 packs, so if we got two of these, that'd be perfect

we want this bundle because it's SUPER COOL and based on an ancient invention called the Assassin's Teapot that was designed to dispense two liquids either alone or mixed, one poison, one not, it's a super clever design, and i'd love a water bottle like this. this bundle comes with two of them in two designs, and all the sleeves designed for them.

we want this cover for our chair both because it looks hella fucking cool, but also because it'll protect the material underneath and make it last longer.

we want this book to store our patches and build a collection.

we want this for our backpack and shirts. this patch is the classic "don't tread on me" flag but with a rainbow flag background instead of the classic yellow.

we want this for our backpack and shirts. this patch says "don't tell someone you love them, then vote for someone who will hurt them" in rainbow letters.

we want this for our backpack and shirts. this patch has "no snacks left behind" on it.

this is some nice 1 inch wide strap material i want for custom holster straps, and just as a general thing to have on hand

we want this for our backpack and shirts. this patch says "feed me and tell me i'm pretty" which is really just the essence of what we want from a partner.

we want this for our backpack and shirts. this patch says "bitch, i am the secret ingredient" on it which is hilarious

Aleena: i want this for our backpack and shirts. this patch simply says "cheers bitches" on the front which i think is perfect

we want this for our backpack and eventually shirts. this patch says "christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks" on the front and that's so morbidly hilariously perfect so tis the fuckin season.

we want this for our backpack and eventually shirts. this patch says "dear santa, i regret nothing" on it and that's really just us, we're chaotic and live life with no regrets, plain and simple.

Aleena: i want this for our backpack and eventually shirts. this patch says "tech support, i'm here to delete your cookies" on it which is a double entendre which i love.

we want this for our backpack and eventually shirts. this patch is a funny snowball fighting snowman that says "snowball snipers" on it, it's awesome

Aleena: i want this for our backpack and eventually shirts. this patch is a custom one with a skull on it and i want it to say "Make Poor Decisions", just like that, plain and simple, case sensitive. you should have 1 character left.

we want this for our backpack and eventually shirts. this patch says "Physics, why shit does stuff" on it with a cool background lol

Aleena: i want this 10 pack because they're black which is awesome and also they're 64GB which is perfect size for thumb drives and you can literally never have too many thumb drives.

these are some nice little 18650 batteries that would be useful for about a thousand things, they're flat top which is what i want and need, since button top is less compatible. buy as many as you're willing, the more the better, they're a good capacity, 3300mah. if you buy another brand, make sure it's 3300mah since that's the most compatible due to being at the upper end of what's available, while still being a good price.

fun fact: some electric vehicles use thousands of 18650 batteries, which i use to demonstrate how you can never have too many, how they can be used for wild projects, and also how you can find some secondhand since junkyards that take totaled vehicles will often sell the banks for pretty cheap. it's a lot of work to break them down and repurpose them but i'm happy to do it since there's tons of them in a bank, and usually for great prices. just make sure to measure them to ensure they're the right size.

this is a really cool little sharpening stone necklace that would be awesome to have as part of our EDC kit.

Alixian: i want this key set since it has tons of open keys that get you into all sorts of shit. cop cars? check. call boxes on corporate offices? also yep. it's basically a set of keys that are perfectly legal to own and fantastic for just general mischief and pointing out vulnerabilities. it seems super fun.

this is a super cool module for the Flipper Zero we have, it's a precise geiger counter that we can just carry with us wherever we want. super cool stuff.

this is some titanium wire i want to keep with us for macgyvering into various shapes with our multitool when we get one

this is an awesome pair of headphones we want to replace our current Status Audio ones since Status Audio decided to quit manufacturing anything but earbuds, and because these ones are completely repairable and NOT TO MENTION IP54 RATED

this is an awesome and big med kit that we want for our backpack as part of our EDC. we'd like it in black and the pro kit. NOTE: if you get this, make sure you send us the method to access the training video, or just get us a gift card for the site with enough to get this ourselves.

Alixian: this is an awesome EDC tool that has a bunch of filing sides for sharpening, sanding, and (obviously) filing and it can be used to measure things since all the sides are 2.5cm or 1 inch each, and it can also be used as a normal fidget spinner. it's super cool and useful. i mostly want it but Aleena's interested in it since it can sharpen things and as a fidget.

this is a nice hardcover book that i want for our backpack since foraging is a solid hobby and also a great survival skill

this is a new mainboard for the MNT Pocket Reform, with some new features and such. it'd be awesome to have, but it's not necessary. if i had to choose between this or the RK3588, i'd rather have the RK3588 by a longshot.

these are some cool stickers we want for our Pocket Reform. the 2 inch by 2 inch variant please.

this is a super awesome rolling chest. we already have one, but the more the better when it comes to craftsman versastack stuff.

this is an upgraded extruder for our 3D printer that will enable us to print with many more materials more easily. it's really affordable all things considered.

this is a bundle of 4 pairs of Hollow Socks' Hunt Sock, in the Over The Calf (OTC) variant that we want since our current socks kinda suck, and good socks and footwear can make a huge difference. we specifically want the XL size and OTC variant. pair amount is up to you but price listed is for 4 pairs.

this is a super cool balaclava that can be converted to a neck gaiter or similar. i want it for wearing with our cloak, motorcycle helmet, and/or my signature mask, since it'll be awesome for protection and the obvious reason of identity concealment. it'll also be awesome for halloween.

this is a super cool looking tarot card velcro patch symbolizing death with mushrooms, symbolizing decay existing as an extant form of life. be sure to select velcro backing!

this is a really cool tarot card patch symbolizing the moon, bleeding and with a corvid landed on it. be sure to select velcro backing!

this is a super heavy duty magnet with a 3600 pound weight rating which would be awesome to use for magnet fishing. it's stupid powerful and super awesome.

this is a super strong rope to go with the aforementioned magnet. it's 3/4 inch with a breaking force of over 20,000 pounds, which is insanely overkill but it's really general purpose.

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THANK YOU MOM & DAD

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